Using Your Microscope
hashgag: throwing gangsters off of roofs to see how fly they really are
biggaydildo: Would anybody like to give me tips on becoming much better at All Points Bulletin? Its kinda difficult when you don’t actually have any friends that play the game…
queendread: I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel. Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there...
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
katherlne: notoriousmks: katherlne: katherlne: “you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns i’ll pay monet for them
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removes the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
earthnation: my mom wont let me take nudes sorry everyone
tappingtomlinson: brittun: tappingtomlinson: THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL
condescendingchristian: this pic honestly says it all
johnnybenchcalled: youvegottthelove: ohshiitakemushrooms: Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together? my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen I’d watch that..
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
squiiiije: In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
rockpapertheodore: pan2dapan: cerberusdad: i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.
cecefredzilla: snaketeen: there’s a thin line between word and world get out
anti-fapitalism: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin i’m still on i still haven’t been banned I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS and i only got banned for 24 hours sNOWBALLS DEEP
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want Except I will almost always forget to reply to text unless you’re my boyfriend. Snapchat is cool though. :P
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan: fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
Rich people food:
sodamnrelatable: Poor people food: Feels so good to be poor :D